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thebluehairpin:

Teamwork

My two loves, the girlfriend and chocolate cake :D

thebluehairpin:

Teamwork

My two loves, the girlfriend and chocolate cake :D

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youarefuckingmajestic:

YOU ARE ALLOWED TO FEEL CUTE AND MAJESTIC AND YOU ARE ALLOWED TO STATE IT WHENEVER YOU FUCKING PLEASE!! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING SELF-CONFIDENCE AND ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU DIFFERENT IS A FUCKWIDGET GO FORTH AND BE ADORABLE

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MRW people talk about my future.

MRW people talk about my future.

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i-am-a-guppy:

strongblackwomankin:

katzmatt:

methelorac:

theinturnet:

Diabetes here I come!

What the

ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL SOMEONE WITH THIS 

There’s a part of me that wishes this wouldn’t instantly kill me

this post is as long as the color of the sky post- the only difference is that its worth it

Evil Snicker (See what I did there?)

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claricestarlings:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

dichotomization:

Devil’s Tramping Ground a wooded section of Chatham County, North Carolina. A forty foot in diameter circle, can be found there. Any objects that appear in the circle will mysteriously disappear or get moved from within the circle. No wildlife, vegetation, or inanimate objects can be found in the circle known as the Devil’s Tramping Ground. This phenomenon was first discovered in the early 1800s and is believed that Satan paces around this circle and ponders about ways to undo mankind..

boy scout troups have tried camping on it, and woken up in their tents a few miles away. Some guys tried to stay up all night in a tent on the spot, and later reported that a soft, soothing melodic voice lulled them to sleep and they too woke up a few miles away

#why is that so cute tho#like most of the time u hear about this shit and its like ‘they got their eyes clawed out or disappeared or died’#but this is like#’casually picks up your stuff and moves it somewhere else or gently sings you to sleep’#like dang thats the most polite demonic circle ive ever heard of what a sweetheart

Major trippin Ballsack!

claricestarlings:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

dichotomization:

Devil’s Tramping Ground a wooded section of Chatham County, North Carolina. A forty foot in diameter circle, can be found there. Any objects that appear in the circle will mysteriously disappear or get moved from within the circle. No wildlife, vegetation, or inanimate objects can be found in the circle known as the Devil’s Tramping Ground. This phenomenon was first discovered in the early 1800s and is believed that Satan paces around this circle and ponders about ways to undo mankind..

boy scout troups have tried camping on it, and woken up in their tents a few miles away. Some guys tried to stay up all night in a tent on the spot, and later reported that a soft, soothing melodic voice lulled them to sleep and they too woke up a few miles away

Major trippin Ballsack!

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Toy story.

Barbie loved Ken. Ken loved Barbie. Everything went well until Ken thought Barbie was too plastic. End.